An Idea Whose Time Has Passed
As I recently watched yet another 'preacher scandal' dominate the news, it made me shake my head at the absolute weakness of humanity. John McCain, who over ...
The Obaminions
The minions of Obama approached my home with promises of fundamental change. They were young, probably early to mid-twenties, and the look of excitement which shone ...
Punny Girl
This past week, with my boyfriend working and my roommates elsewhere, I found I had the apartment all to myself. Instead of being responsible and getting stuff...
You Be Ugg-ly
“Having money doesn’t mean you have good taste.” My mother has been reminding me of this pearl of wisdom since I was a little girl. Spending half of my...
If Bigotry Is Wrong, I Don’t Wanna Be Wright
Ah, religion rears its meddlesome head once again in the realm of U.S. politics. But in the case of the outspoken conspiracy theorist and racial demagogue...
Molon Labe
Yeah, I voted twice for Bush and I’ll probably vote for McCain this time, though neither man wholly personifies what I view as a true conservative. But I’d hate...
Reality Bites
Have you ever slowed down on the freeway to stare at an accident? (Someone better be dead up there if I’m stuck in this traffic.) Have you ever looked through...
30 Is The New 30
I had a birthday recently. February 14th, the most contrived of holidays. It passed just like any other birthday. It shouldn’t have felt any different, but it did...
I Wanna Be An Adult
“And so, at 11 o'clock AM on a Tuesday, a prominent politician spoke to Americans about race as though they were adults.” Leave it to a fake news...
Say It Ain’t So, Indy
I’d heard from a friend that the new movie Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull was terrible, but I thought to myself, ‘It’s Indiana Jones, my childhood hero...
